The Calibrate Clinic review
Graded on whether a price is published, checkable, and still true at month two — how we grade · how we verify prices
The Calibrate Clinic sells its program at "$145/mo — all-inclusive". The rate after the first month is $215, and the page making that promise never mentions it.
$145 covers the first month. The page advertising it says "all-inclusive" four times and "No surprises", and never mentions the step-up to $215.
- Advertised $145, actually $215
- Month-to-month price published
- States not published
- FDA warning letters: 0 of 0 matched
- Prices read September 2026
Read first-hand, not from a feed.
Distinct plans priced.
Added by the time you're billed.
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The verdict
A real Louisiana practice shipping GLP-1s nationwide, with a genuine all-doses-included price. But the page that sells it says "all-inclusive" four times and "No surprises" while omitting a 48% step-up — and the clinic publishes no terms, no privacy policy and no refund policy at all.
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Quick facts
Key facts
- Semaglutide program, recurring
- $215 a month, all doses included
- What the selling page advertises
- $145 a month, "all-inclusive"
- Dual-agonist program, recurring
- $329 a month at every dose above the starter
- Entry price
- Written as $145, $149 and $199 in different places
- Terms of service
- None — the footer link 404s
- Privacy policy
- None — the footer link 404s
- Refund policy
- Not published anywhere on the site
- Charged before evaluation
- A physician-consultation deposit
- Pharmacy or clinician named
- Neither, anywhere
- Legal entity
- No corporate name or suffix appears on the site
Pros and cons
What we like
- Every dose is included at one rate, with a published grid showing the same price at 5, 7.5, 10, 12.5 and 15 mg a week.
- It is a real clinic with a street address and a phone number, and local patients can collect in person.
- The recurring rate is published somewhere on the site, and the dose grid is unusually explicit.
- The first-month rate is genuinely lower rather than a bait figure that does not exist.
What could be better
- The page that sells the program promises "all-inclusive" pricing at $145 and never mentions the $215 recurring rate.
- Its own FAQ answers "Is $145/mo really all-inclusive?" with "Yes… No surprises."
- The entry price is written three different ways across the site.
- A savings block prints $199 a month for the same product a grid above it prices at $329.
- There are no terms of service and no privacy policy — both footer links 404.
- No refund or cancellation policy is published; the word "refund" is absent from the whole application bundle.
- A consultation deposit is taken before any medical evaluation, behind a credit-card authorization form.
- The selling pages never use the word "compounded" and carry no FDA disclaimer.
- No pharmacy, clinician, medical director or corporate entity is named anywhere.
What it is
The Calibrate Clinic is a medical weight-loss practice in Lafayette, Louisiana, selling physician-supervised semaglutide and tirzepatide programs and shipping them nationwide. Unlike most sellers here it is a real clinic with a street address and local pickup, rather than a brand arranging prescriptions through an outside network.
⚠ It is not the company called Calibrate Health, which trades at a different domain. Different trading name, different corporate form, different state, different address and a different phone number; they share one word. We checked both companies' own footers to be sure.
It trades only as "The Calibrate Clinic". No corporate suffix appears anywhere on the site — no LLC, no Inc — and neither does any clinician, medical director or pharmacy name. The one thing it does publish is a real street address and phone number in Lafayette.
Every price we found
| Plan | Advertised | What you actually pay | The gap | Read on |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GLP-1 program (semaglutide)$145 for the first month, then $215 a month with all doses included. The $215 appears only on the tools page, after clicking a toggle. | $145 | $215 | September 2026 | |
| GLP-1 and GIP program (tirzepatide)$199 covers the 2.5 mg starter tier and the first month; every dose from 5 mg a week upward is $329. | $199 | $329 | September 2026 |
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What it actually costs
The page that sells the program advertises "$145/mo — all-inclusive" and answers its own FAQ with "Yes… No surprises." The recurring rate is $215.
That is the finding. $145 buys the first month. After that the semaglutide program is $215 a month and the dual-agonist program is $329 — and you will not learn either of those from the page that takes your interest. They live on a separate tools page, and the $215 only renders there after you click a toggle. This is precisely the shape of a “starting at” price that only surfaces later, made worse by a page that explicitly promises there is nothing later.
The underlying offer is not bad. Every dose is included at one rate — the dose grid prices 5mg, 7.5mg, 10mg, 12.5mg and 15mg a week all at $329, against $199 for the starter tier, under the line that all doses are included with no extra charges as you titrate. A flat all-dose price is genuinely better than most of this roster. It is the disclosure around it that fails.
The entry price is also written three ways. It is $145 on the program page, $149 in the homepage's own comparison table and on an article page, and $199 for the dual-agonist tier. On the tools page itself, a savings block prints $199 a month for the tirzepatide program directly beneath a grid pricing every dose above the starter at $329.
There are no terms of service and no privacy policy. Both footer links render "404 / Page Not Found" — the application never registered either route.
So there is no published contract, no refund policy, no cancellation policy and no privacy notice. The word "refund" does not appear anywhere in the site's entire application bundle. Meanwhile a $30 physician-consultation deposit is charged before any medical evaluation, collected through a third-party patient-forms portal whose first required document is a credit-card authorization — and the HIPAA notice, informed consent and return policy exist only inside that portal, behind that authorization.
One more thing a shopper should know: the pages that sell the product never use the word "compounded" and carry no FDA disclaimer. An article page instead tells readers that the foundation of the treatment remains FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, which is not what a compounded preparation is. The distinction between compounded and brand medication is the one this seller most needs to make and does not.
Who it's wrong for
- Anyone budgeting from the program page. It promises all-inclusive pricing at $145 and never mentions the $215 recurring rate.
- Anyone who wants a contract. There are no terms, no privacy policy, no refund policy and no cancellation policy published at all.
- Anyone unwilling to authorize a card before being evaluated. The deposit comes first, and the first form is a credit-card authorization.
- Anyone who wants to know the regulatory status of the medication. The selling pages never say "compounded" and carry no FDA disclaimer.
- Anyone outside Louisiana relying on "nationwide". That is a shipping claim; nothing says where this single-location practice's providers are licensed.
Medications available
- GLP-1 program, semaglutideCompounded$215 a month after a $145 first month
All doses included.
- GLP-1 and GIP program, tirzepatideCompounded$329 a month above the starter tier
The starter tier is $199.
Is The Calibrate Clinic legit?
The Calibrate Clinic is operated by The Calibrate Clinic (no corporate name or suffix is published), 913 South College Drive, Suite 201, Lafayette, LA 70503. We read that off the company’s own contact page on September 2026.
What that means
A known-positive control passed in the same run, so a real match would have surfaced. A letter would be worth knowing about; it would not by itself disqualify a seller.Pharmacy, prescribers and safety checks
- Legal entityNone published; no corporate suffix anywhere on the site
- Terms of serviceLinked but not published — the route 404s
- Privacy policyLinked but not published — the route 404s
- Refund policyNot published; a return policy exists only inside a card-authorization portal
- Who prescribesNot named — no clinician or medical director appears
- Pharmacy namedNot disclosed; described only as a local pharmacy
- Drug formCompounded, but the selling pages never say so and carry no FDA disclaimer
- Charged before evaluationA physician-consultation deposit
- States servedNot published; "nationwide" is a shipping claim
Common questions
How much does The Calibrate Clinic cost per month?
$215 a month for the semaglutide program and $329 for the dual-agonist program, with all doses included at those rates. The first month is discounted to $145 and $199. The page that sells the program advertises only the first-month figures.
Is The Calibrate Clinic's $145 price really all-inclusive?
Only for the first month. Its program page says "all-inclusive" four times and answers its own FAQ about it with "Yes… No surprises", without ever mentioning that the rate rises to $215. You have to reach a separate tools page, and click a toggle there, to see the recurring number.
Does The Calibrate Clinic publish terms of service?
No. Its footer links to a privacy policy and terms of service, and both render "404 / Page Not Found" — the application never registered either route. There is also no published refund policy or cancellation policy, and the word "refund" appears nowhere in the site's application bundle.
Is The Calibrate Clinic the same as Calibrate Health?
No. They are separate companies with different trading names, different corporate forms, different states, different addresses and different phone numbers. This one is a single practice in Lafayette, Louisiana. We confirmed the difference from each company's own footer.
Does The Calibrate Clinic charge before a doctor sees you?
Yes. A physician-consultation deposit is taken before any medical evaluation. It is collected through a third-party patient-forms portal whose first required document is a credit-card authorization, and the clinic's HIPAA notice, informed consent and return policy exist only inside that portal.
Which states does The Calibrate Clinic serve?
It does not say. It claims nationwide shipping, which is a statement about delivery rather than about where its providers are licensed. We rendered and read eighteen real paths plus the homepage and none names a state as served or excluded, other than Louisiana as the clinic's own location.
Why we gave The Calibrate Clinic a F
Read the full grading rationale
The page The Calibrate Clinic sells its program on advertises "$145/mo — all-inclusive", says "all-inclusive" four times, and answers its own FAQ "Is $145/mo really all-inclusive?" with "Yes… No surprises." The real recurring rate is $215, and that page never mentions it. You find $215 on a different page, /tools, and only after clicking a toggle; $329 for the dual-agonist program is on that same page, where a savings block simultaneously prints $199 a month for the product the grid above it prices at $329. Across the site the entry price is written as $145, $149 and $199 in different places. Underneath that, this company publishes no contract of any kind: the footer links to a privacy policy and terms of service, and both render "404 / Page Not Found" — its own router never registered either route. There is no refund policy, no cancellation policy and no privacy notice on the public site, and the word "refund" appears zero times in the site's entire 2.2 MB application bundle. A $30 physician-consultation deposit is charged before any medical evaluation, collected through a third-party forms portal whose first required document is a credit-card authorization, and the HIPAA notice, informed consent and return policy exist only inside that portal. The pages that sell the product never use the word "compounded" and carry no FDA disclaimer; an article page instead tells readers "The foundation of the treatment remains FDA-approved GLP-1 medications." No pharmacy, clinician, medical director or corporate entity is named anywhere.
What that means
Screening is by entity — the company’s own domain plus the address it publishes — never by brand name, because a brand name matches every namesake. Where a company publishes no address, the address half of that match is never exercised, and the result is recorded as the weaker kind of absence rather than a clean record. A known-positive control passed in the same run, so a real match would have surfaced. A letter would be worth knowing about; it would not by itself disqualify a seller.How we reviewed The Calibrate Clinic
- ⛔ This host returns HTTP 200 with a full-size page shell for every path, including nonsense ones — its robots file returns the HTML index. A status code or a byte count verifies nothing here. We confirmed every URL by rendering it and measuring the visible text instead: a real page runs over a thousand characters and a nonexistent route renders exactly 114.
- We recovered the application's complete route table from its compiled bundle rather than guessing at paths, and rendered every public route in it — eighteen real paths plus the homepage, plus controls.
- The recurring prices were found by rendering the tools page: $329 appears with no interaction at all, and $215 appears after one click on either of two visible controls. A control that reveals text is publication; we did not take anything from markup that no reader sees.
- We checked the three pages a shopper is most likely to read — the two article pages and the consultation page — and confirmed neither recurring figure appears on any of them, before or after clicking every control.
- We searched the entire two-megabyte application bundle for "Oxford" and for any corporate suffix, because this company was handed to us under a second name. There are zero hits for either, so that name is recorded as unverified and is not printed as this company's name anywhere.
- The FDA warning-letter screen ran on the company's own domain and published address, with a known-positive and a known-negative control passing in the same run. It returned no candidate letters.
The 2 pages we read
- Tools page
Semaglutide — All Doses Included First month: $145 · Then $215/mo for all doses $215 /month
Read - Semaglutide in lafayette page
Starting at $149/mo
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