TeleSlim Clinic review
Graded on whether a price is published, checkable, and still true at month two — how we grade · how we verify prices
TeleSlim Clinic publishes four plans, from $99 a month to $899 a year. None of them includes the medication — the prescription goes to your own pharmacy.
- States not published
- FDA warning letters: 0 of 0 matched
- Prices read September 2026
Read first-hand, not from a feed.
Distinct plans priced.
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The verdict
The clearest fee schedule in this batch and the least useful price: the subscription buys a board-certified physician, and what the drug costs is never published anywhere on the site.
This link pays us nothing. It's here because the price is checkable.
Quick facts
Key facts
- Monthly plan
- $99 a month, pay as you go, cancel anytime
- Three-month plan
- $269, which the page works out to $90 a month
- Annual plan
- $899, which the page works out to $75 a month
- ⛔ What the fee includes
- The clinician, not the medication
- Medication price
- Not published anywhere on the site
- Dietitian sessions
- $149 a month, priced separately
- Genetic testing
- $499 once
- Clinicians
- Named individually, with their own pages
Pros and cons
What we like
- Publishes four plan lengths with their totals and per-month equivalents.
- Prices the add-ons separately instead of folding them into a vague bundle.
- Names its physicians and dietitians individually, each with a page.
- States plainly that prescriptions go to the patient's own pharmacy.
- Includes monthly follow-ups with a board-certified obesity medicine physician in every plan.
What could be better
- The medication price — the larger half of the bill for a cash payer — is published nowhere.
- The plan figures read like a GLP-1 price and are not one.
- Ten office addresses across seven states share a single telephone number.
- No state licensure list is published; the only geographic claim names Illinois.
What it is
TeleSlim Clinic is a physician-led weight-loss clinic operating online, with named clinicians — two physicians, a doctor of osteopathy, registered dietitians and an exercise physiologist — each with their own page. Its footer names VITATRENDS LLC alongside the clinic name, and it publishes ten city addresses across seven states.
Naming individual clinicians is rare enough on this roster to be worth saying twice. Most sellers here describe a network; this one gives you names you can look up.
Every price we found
| Plan | Advertised | What you actually pay | The gap | Read on |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monthly plan — clinician only⛔ Medication is not included; the prescription is sent to your own pharmacy. Cancellable. | not published | $99 | not comparable | September 2026 |
| Three-month plan — clinician onlyOne payment covering three months, which the page works out to $90 a month. Medication not included. | not published | $269 | not comparable | September 2026 |
| Annual plan — clinician onlyOne payment for a year, which the page works out to $75 a month. Medication not included. | not published | $899 | not comparable | September 2026 |
| Registered dietitian telemedicineA separate monthly add-on, also offered at $1499 a year. | not published | $149 | not comparable | September 2026 |
| Genetic testingA one-time fee, stated as such on the page. | not published | $499 | not comparable | September 2026 |
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What it actually costs
The subscription buys the clinician, not the drug. The page says your prescription is “sent directly to your pharmacy” — and what that pharmacy charges is nowhere on this site.
The schedule itself is unusually complete: $99 a month pay-as-you-go and cancellable, $269 for three months, $499 for six, $899 for a year, with the per-month equivalents worked out on each card. The add-ons are priced separately and honestly — $149 a month for weekly dietitian sessions, the same for an exercise physiologist, and $499 once for genetic testing.
So the honest answer to what a month costs here is ninety-nine dollars plus an unknown, and the unknown is much the larger half. For a reader with insurance that covers a GLP-1, that structure can be far cheaper than a compounded subscription elsewhere. For a reader paying cash, this site tells them nothing about the number that will dominate their bill. A fee charged for care rather than for a drug is its own category, and membership fees are counted separately here for that reason.
Ten city addresses across seven states share a single telephone number, and the homepage says it is “Now Serving Illinois Patients”.
Who it's wrong for
- Anyone paying cash for the medication. The drug price is not published anywhere on this site.
- Anyone comparing this against a compounded subscription. The two are not the same product and the figures are not comparable.
- Anyone reading the ten office addresses as a licensure map. They are suites, they share one phone number, and the homepage mentions Illinois specifically.
- Anyone who wants the fee and the drug on one bill.
Is TeleSlim Clinic legit?
TeleSlim Clinic is operated by VITATRENDS LLC, 875 North Michigan Ave, 31st Floor, Chicago, IL 60611. We read that off the company’s own about page and site footer on September 2026.
What that means
A known-positive control passed in the same run, so a real match would have surfaced. A letter would be worth knowing about; it would not by itself disqualify a seller.Pharmacy, prescribers and safety checks
- Legal entityVITATRENDS LLC, named in the footer beside the clinic name
- CliniciansNamed individually — two physicians, a doctor of osteopathy, dietitians and an exercise physiologist
- What the fee buysClinical care only; the prescription goes to the patient's own pharmacy
- Medication priceNot published
- States servedNot disclosed; ten office addresses are published, which is not a licensure statement
Common questions
Does the TeleSlim Clinic subscription include the medication?
No. The plans buy monthly follow-ups with an obesity medicine physician, who writes a prescription that the page says is sent directly to your pharmacy. The drug is billed by that pharmacy.
How much does TeleSlim Clinic cost?
The service costs $99 a month pay-as-you-go, $269 for three months, $499 for six or $899 for a year. What the medication costs on top of that is not published anywhere on the site.
What add-ons does TeleSlim Clinic charge for?
Weekly dietitian sessions and weekly exercise physiologist sessions are each $149 a month, and a genetic test to personalize the plan is a one-time $499 fee.
Which states does TeleSlim Clinic serve?
It publishes ten city office addresses across seven states and says it now serves Illinois patients, but it publishes no licensure list. All ten addresses share the same telephone number.
Why we gave TeleSlim Clinic a C
Read the full grading rationale
TeleSlim Clinic publishes the clearest fee schedule in this lane and the least useful price. Four subscription options are laid out with their terms, their totals and their per-month workings — $99 a month pay-as-you-go, $269 for three months, $499 for six, $899 for a year — and the add-ons are priced separately and honestly: $149 a month for a dietitian, the same for an exercise physiologist, $499 once for genetic testing. But none of that is the cost of the medication. The subscription buys monthly follow-ups with a board-certified obesity medicine physician, who writes a prescription that is "sent directly to your pharmacy" — and what the pharmacy then charges is nowhere on the site. So the honest answer to "what does a month cost here" is $99 plus an unknown, and the unknown is the larger half. Two things distinguish it in the other direction. It names its clinicians as individuals with their own pages, which almost nothing on this roster does, and it names a company in the footer, VITATRENDS LLC, alongside ten city addresses. Those addresses are also worth reading carefully: the same telephone number serves all ten, and the offices are suites in downtown towers across seven states.
What that means
Screening is by entity — the company’s own domain plus the address it publishes — never by brand name, because a brand name matches every namesake. Where a company publishes no address, the address half of that match is never exercised, and the result is recorded as the weaker kind of absence rather than a clean record. A known-positive control passed in the same run, so a real match would have surfaced. A letter would be worth knowing about; it would not by itself disqualify a seller.How we reviewed TeleSlim Clinic
- We read the pricing page, the homepage, the weight-loss medications page, the GLP-1 medications page and the about page in full on 2026-09-12.
- Before reading anything we ran a nonsense path on the same host in the same session. It returned HTTP 404 with a 2,338-character page titled for the clinic, distinct from every real page.
- Every figure here is recorded as a clinical fee rather than a medication price, because the page that prints them says the prescription is sent to the patient's own pharmacy. Treating them as drug prices would publish a GLP-1 price for a company that has published none.
- The FDA warning-letter screen ran on the clinic's own domain and the Chicago address printed on its pages, with a known-positive and a known-negative control passing in the same run. It returned no candidate letters, so the address half of the match was never exercised.
The page we read — all on
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